The Shape of Water

Shape of Water, TheDirector: Guillermo del Toro
Run Time: 2h 3m
Stars: 1.5

I’m convinced critics have no idea what they’re doing. Or they’re just f***ing with us. Continue reading


John Wick

john-wickDirectors: Chad Stahelski
Run Time: 1h 41m
Stars: 2.0

Technically I saw this in theaters when it was released in 2014. Sadly that was pre-blog days so I’m playing catch-up in preparation for John Wick: Chapter 2. Here it goes. Continue reading

Child 44

Child 44Director: Daniel Espinosa
Run Time: 2h 17m
Stars: 4.0

I’ve seen plenty of reviews criticizing Child 44, and I couldn’t disagree more. It may not be an edge-of-your-seat ride, but it’s a magnificent film that deserves your attention. A-list cast and thought-provoking story are the foundation of any good film, and this one doesn’t stop there. Continue reading