The Snowman

Snowman, TheDirector: Tomas Alfredson
Run Time: 1h 59m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

Bahahahahahahahaha!!! This is the worst. Continue reading

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Life

LifeDirector: Daniel Espinosa
Run Time: 1h 44m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.0

Our fascination with Mars continues when we stupidly discover Life on the Red Planet. Mark Watney is even luckier than we thought. And that’s saying something. Continue reading

The Girl on the Train

girl-on-the-train-theDirector: Tate Taylor
Run Time: 1h 52m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

If you’re a fan of Lifetime movies, you should skip this review and just go watch The Girl on the Train. It’s right up your alley. Reading any further will only upset your fragile mind because I will be harshly judging you for the next few minutes. Continue reading

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

Mission Impossible Rogue NationDirector: Christopher McQuarrie
Run Time: 2h 11m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 4.0

In Ghost Protocol the IMF was disavowed. In Rogue Nation, they are dissolved. The CIA has absorbed all operations, and only Ethan Hunt remains at large to complete his original mission: bring down the Syndicate. Continue reading