War for the Planet of the Apes

War for the Planet of the ApesDirector: Matt Reeves
Run Time: 2h 20m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 4.0

Let’s all agree to forget Tim Burton’s atrocious attempt at revamping Planet of the Apes in 2001 and just say it all started 10 years later with Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Because this trilogy is where it’s at! Continue reading

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Wonder Woman

Wonder WomanDirector: Patty Jenkins
Run Time: 2h 21m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 4.5

Me before Wonder Woman: …but I’m not a feminist…
Me after Wonder Woman: …AND WOMEN ARE EVERYTHING! WE WILL SAVE HUMANITY AND RESTORE PEACE, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING! OVERCOMING THE ‘NO MAN’S LANDS’ OF OUR TIME WILL BE OUR QUEST AND WE WILL SUCCEED IN ALL OUR BAD*** FEMALE GLORY!…

Before Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons…there was Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons. And you bet your a** she’s a muthaf*****’ treasure! Continue reading

Anthropoid

AnthropoidDirector: Sean Ellis
Run Time: 2h 0m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.5

Next to Hitler, General Reinhard Heydrich was one of the most evil men of WWII. He was responsible for the “Final Solution” to the “Jewish Question” and other brutal acts during the rise of Nazi Germany. He had many names, one being The Butcher of Prague. Continue reading

Eye in the Sky

Eye in the SkyDirector: Gavin Hood
Run Time: 1h 42m
MPAA: R
Stars: 4.0

You can either be responsible for taking the life of an innocent child, or
Let someone else kill 80 people.

You have minutes to decide. Choose.
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