Blade Runner 2049

Blade Runner 2049Director: Denis Villeneuve
Run Time: 2h 44m
Stars: 4.0

Blade Runner 2049 is a beautiful sci-fi noir that may be long, but intentionally so. Continue reading


Blade Runner

Blade Runner.jpgDirector: Ridley Scott
Run Time: 1h 57m
Stars: 2.0

Yes. You read that correctly. Blade Runner is crap. Continue reading

The Girl on the Train

girl-on-the-train-theDirector: Tate Taylor
Run Time: 1h 52m
Stars: 1.5

If you’re a fan of Lifetime movies, you should skip this review and just go watch The Girl on the Train. It’s right up your alley. Reading any further will only upset your fragile mind because I will be harshly judging you for the next few minutes. Continue reading

Mr. Holmes

Mr. HomesDirector: Bill Condon
Run Time: 1h 44m
Stars: 4.0

Mr. Holmes is a simple film that doesn’t rely on extravagance. Instead it focuses on revealing the man behind the legend and what it looks like when a brilliant mind starts slipping away. It may sound depressing but I assure you, this is a delightful film. Continue reading