The Dark Tower

Dark Tower, TheDirector: Nikolaj Arcel
Run Time: 1h 35m
Stars: 1.5

Idris Elba lost a bet, right? I mean, I get why McConaughey agrees to sucky things. But Elba?! He must’ve made a rotten deal. Or blacked out for 6 months and woke up to find out he starred in this against his will. I need answers! Continue reading


Free State of Jones

Free State of JonesDirector: Gary Ross
Run Time: 2h 19m
Stars: 3.0

You cannot own a child of God…– Newton Knight (Matthew McConaughey)
…but you can own a Lincoln.– My dear brother imitating M.¬†McConaughey

Free State of Jones feels almost as long as the Civil War itself.  Continue reading