The Snowman

Snowman, TheDirector: Tomas Alfredson
Run Time: 1h 59m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

Bahahahahahahahaha!!! This is the worst. Continue reading

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Patriots Day

patriots-dayDirector: Peter Berg
Run Time: 2h 13m
MPAA: R
Stars: 2.5

America remembers April 15, 2013. Two terrorists planted bombs at the finish line of the Boston Marathon and the results were graphic and tragic. Boston police, the FBI, and citizens worked together to capture the men responsible. Continue reading

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

jack-reacher-never-go-backDirector: Edward Zwick
Run Time: 1h 58m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.0

Did you hear? NCIS made a movie!

If that sentence excited you, you are the target audience for Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. If it made you cringe, for the love of God: GO BACK! Continue reading

The Girl on the Train

girl-on-the-train-theDirector: Tate Taylor
Run Time: 1h 52m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

If you’re a fan of Lifetime movies, you should skip this review and just go watch The Girl on the Train. It’s right up your alley. Reading any further will only upset your fragile mind because I will be harshly judging you for the next few minutes. Continue reading

Sully

sullyDirector: Clint Eastwood
Run Time: 1h 36m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 4.0

On January 15, 2009 Captain Chesley ‘ Sully’ Sullengerger saved the lives of 155 people aboard US Airways Flight 1549. I think people forget how miraculous the historic event actually was, so Mr. Eastwood and Mr. Hanks are here to remind you. Continue reading

Ghostbusters (2016)

GhostbustersDirector: Paul Feig
Run Time: 1h 56m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.5

The amount of anger and outrage over the new Ghostbusters is astounding. After seeing the film for myself, I have to say I do not understand what everyone’s problem is. Did we see the same movie? Continue reading