The Dark Tower

Dark Tower, TheDirector: Nikolaj Arcel
Run Time: 1h 35m
Stars: 1.5

Idris Elba lost a bet, right? I mean, I get why McConaughey agrees to sucky things. But Elba?! He must’ve made a rotten deal. Or blacked out for 6 months and woke up to find out he starred in this against his will. I need answers! Continue reading


Jane Got a Gun

Jane Got a GunDirector: Gavin O’Connor
Run Time: 1h 38m
Stars: 3.5

Ladies, if you’re looking to dip your toes in the Western genre thenĀ Jane Got a Gun is for you. Gents, you will most likely be less than impressed. Continue reading