The Shape of Water

Shape of Water, TheDirector: Guillermo del Toro
Run Time: 2h 3m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

I’m convinced critics have no idea what they’re doing. Or they’re just f***ing with us. Continue reading

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The Foreigner

Foreigner, TheDirector: Martin Campbell
Run Time: 1h 53m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.0

I mean, technically Jackie Chan is in this… Continue reading

Inferno

infernoDirector: Ron Howard
Run Time: 2h 1m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 1.5

Irony: not being able to decide if you’d rather suffer 2 hours in Hell than watch a movie about it… OR … if watching said movie for 2 hours is in fact Hell. Continue reading

Midnight Special

Midnight SpecialDirector: Jeff Nichols
Run Time: 1h 52m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.0

Midnight Special is basically a twisted, more adult Tomorrowland sprinkled with Powder.

Part of me had every intention of revealing as little of the plot as possible. However, I wished I had dug a little deeper to understand what I was getting into before I saw Midnight Special so I’ve decided to offer a few details. I promise not to reveal the major secrets though. Continue reading

Eye in the Sky

Eye in the SkyDirector: Gavin Hood
Run Time: 1h 42m
MPAA: R
Stars: 4.0

You can either be responsible for taking the life of an innocent child, or
Let someone else kill 80 people.

You have minutes to decide. Choose.
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