The Shape of Water

Shape of Water, TheDirector: Guillermo del Toro
Run Time: 2h 3m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

I’m convinced critics have no idea what they’re doing. Or they’re just f***ing with us. Continue reading

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Crimson Peak

Crimson PeakDirector: Guillermo del Toro
Run Time: 1h 59m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.5

Beware of Crimson Peak… Though I may have tagged this review with my “horror” category for convenience sake, I assure you this is not a horror movie. Gothic Romance, people. It’s a thing. Continue reading