It

ItDirector: Andy Muschietti
Run Time: 2h 15m
MPAA: R
Stars: 4.5

It takes many forms. All of which are top notch. Continue reading

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The Girl on the Train

girl-on-the-train-theDirector: Tate Taylor
Run Time: 1h 52m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

If you’re a fan of Lifetime movies, you should skip this review and just go watch The Girl on the Train. It’s right up your alley. Reading any further will only upset your fragile mind because I will be harshly judging you for the next few minutes. Continue reading

Paper Towns

Paper TownsDirector: Jake Schreier
Run Time: 1h 49m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.0

Just like its source material, Paper Towns is only enjoyable during the road trip. Everything else is as flat as the name suggests. It is only the movie’s lesson that gives it any value. Continue reading