The Dark Tower

Dark Tower, TheDirector: Nikolaj Arcel
Run Time: 1h 35m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 1.5

Idris Elba lost a bet, right? I mean, I get why McConaughey agrees to sucky things. But Elba?! He must’ve made a rotten deal. Or blacked out for 6 months and woke up to find out he starred in this against his will. I need answers! Continue reading

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The Mummy (2017)

Mummy, TheDirector: Alex Kurtzman
Run Time: 1h 50m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.0

Technically there is a mummy in this summer popcorn flick — and I guess hooray for female representation in the underworld or whatever. But she’s just one of MANY parts. Too many parts. Like, soooooo many parts! Continue reading