Alien: Covenant

Alien - CovenantDirector: Ridley Scott
Run Time: 2h 2m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

Four friends walk out of the theater.
One asks no one in particular, “So…was that a good movie??”

The three of us respond in unison, “No.” Continue reading

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Aloha

AlohaDirector: Cameron Crowe
Run Time: 1h 45m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 1.5

You know that thing where someone talks a whole bunch but doesn’t actually say anything? It’s usually reserved for reality stars, politicians, and babies of YouTube. Adding to the list of offenders: the characters of Aloha. Continue reading