Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars 8Director: Rian Johnson
Run Time: 2h 32m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.5

Is The Last Jedi severely flawed in more ways than one? Omg, yes!
Is The Last Jedi a really fun movie that you’ll watch again and again? Omg, yes! Continue reading

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Ghost in the Shell

Ghost in the ShellDirector: Rupert Sanders
Run Time: 1h 47m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 1.5

Movie begins.
Eternity ensues.
Is this movie seriously 3 hours??
Checks time.
Only 90 minutes have passed.
Fml. Continue reading

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

jack-reacher-never-go-backDirector: Edward Zwick
Run Time: 1h 58m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.0

Did you hear? NCIS made a movie!

If that sentence excited you, you are the target audience for Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. If it made you cringe, for the love of God: GO BACK! Continue reading

Free State of Jones

Free State of JonesDirector: Gary Ross
Run Time: 2h 19m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.0

You cannot own a child of God…– Newton Knight (Matthew McConaughey)
…but you can own a Lincoln.– My dear brother imitating M. McConaughey

Free State of Jones feels almost as long as the Civil War itself.  Continue reading

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

Mission Impossible Rogue NationDirector: Christopher McQuarrie
Run Time: 2h 11m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 4.0

In Ghost Protocol the IMF was disavowed. In Rogue Nation, they are dissolved. The CIA has absorbed all operations, and only Ethan Hunt remains at large to complete his original mission: bring down the Syndicate. Continue reading