Wonder Woman

Wonder WomanDirector: Patty Jenkins
Run Time: 2h 21m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 4.5

Me before Wonder Woman: …but I’m not a feminist…
Me after Wonder Woman: …AND WOMEN ARE EVERYTHING! WE WILL SAVE HUMANITY AND RESTORE PEACE, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING! OVERCOMING THE ‘NO MAN’S LANDS’ OF OUR TIME WILL BE OUR QUEST AND WE WILL SUCCEED IN ALL OUR BAD*** FEMALE GLORY!…

Before Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons…there was Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons. And you bet your a** she’s a muthaf*****’ treasure! Continue reading

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Hell or High Water

Hell or High WaterDirector: David Mackenzie
Run Time: 1h 42m
MPAA: R
Stars: 4.5

Don’t mess with Texas. Continue reading

Star Trek Beyond

Star Trek BeyondDirector: Justin Lin
Run Time: 2h 2m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.5

A tell-tale sign that I was not fond of a movie is the fact that I will forget almost everything about it soon after seeing it. It’s like my brain funnels out the crap movie to make room for remembering great ones. Both Star Trek and Star Trek Into Darkness were among those who didn’t make the cut to be stored in my mental movie bank. Having a score of 0-2 for the reboot series didn’t get me excited for Star Trek Beyond. I’m glad to say I was wrong. Continue reading