The Hitman’s Bodyguard

Hitman's Bodyguard, TheDirector: Patrick Hughes
Run Time: 1h 58m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.5

Darius: I will bust a cap in your a**!
Michael: Have you ever said “please”?
Darius: PLEASE, MOTHERF*****!
Michael: WHY ARE WE ALWAYS YELLING!?

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Suicide Squad

Suicide SquadDirector: David Ayer
Run Time: 2h 3m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 1.5

When your most uncontrollable villain [not so] surprisingly loses control, let’s gather up all the other uncontrollable villains to fix it! As always, flawless plan. Continue reading

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Whiskey Tango FoxtrotDirectors: Glenn Ficarra & John Requa
Run Time: 1h 52m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.0

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is like that one scatterbrained friend we all have. She means well and she’s pretty fun, but she’s way too flustered and messy so you only understand her about half the time. Continue reading