Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars 8Director: Rian Johnson
Run Time: 2h 32m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.5

Is The Last Jedi severely flawed in more ways than one? Omg, yes!
Is The Last Jedi a really fun movie that you’ll watch again and again? Omg, yes! Continue reading

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The Foreigner

Foreigner, TheDirector: Martin Campbell
Run Time: 1h 53m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.0

I mean, technically Jackie Chan is in this… Continue reading

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

jack-reacher-never-go-backDirector: Edward Zwick
Run Time: 1h 58m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.0

Did you hear? NCIS made a movie!

If that sentence excited you, you are the target audience for Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. If it made you cringe, for the love of God: GO BACK! Continue reading

The Girl on the Train

girl-on-the-train-theDirector: Tate Taylor
Run Time: 1h 52m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

If you’re a fan of Lifetime movies, you should skip this review and just go watch The Girl on the Train. It’s right up your alley. Reading any further will only upset your fragile mind because I will be harshly judging you for the next few minutes. Continue reading

Phoenix

Phoenix.jpgDirector: Christian Petzold
Run Time: 1h 38m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.0

I fully understand what Phoenix was supposed to be. A dramatic twist combining the rebirth after trauma/war and case of mistaken identity tied up in a package of love and betrayal. Unfortunately this German drama was none of these things for me. Continue reading