Murder on the Orient Express

Murder on the Orient ExpressDirector: Kenneth Branagh
Run Time: 1h 54m
Stars: 1.5

All aboard! For the longest train ride of your life. (Yes, even longer than Snowpiercer.) Continue reading


The Dark Tower

Dark Tower, TheDirector: Nikolaj Arcel
Run Time: 1h 35m
Stars: 1.5

Idris Elba lost a bet, right? I mean, I get why McConaughey agrees to sucky things. But Elba?! He must’ve made a rotten deal. Or blacked out for 6 months and woke up to find out he starred in this against his will. I need answers! Continue reading

Everything, Everything

Everything, EverythingDirector: Stella Meghie
Run Time: 1h 36m
Stars: 2.5

Settle in for yet another YA novel-turned-screenplay of teenagers falling in love in impossible circumstances and doing things that would get them a one-way ticket to military school. Honestly, I blame Shakespeare. Continue reading