Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars 8Director: Rian Johnson
Run Time: 2h 32m
Stars: 3.5

Is The Last Jedi severely flawed in more ways than one? Omg, yes!
Is The Last Jedi a really fun movie that you’ll watch again and again? Omg, yes! Continue reading


The Foreigner

Foreigner, TheDirector: Martin Campbell
Run Time: 1h 53m
Stars: 3.0

I mean, technically Jackie Chan is in this… Continue reading

Patriots Day

patriots-dayDirector: Peter Berg
Run Time: 2h 13m
Stars: 2.5

America remembers April 15, 2013. Two terrorists planted bombs at the finish line of the Boston Marathon and the results were graphic and tragic. Boston police, the FBI, and citizens worked together to capture the men responsible. Continue reading

Independence Day: Resurgence

Independence Day - ResurgenceDirector: Roland Emmerich
Run Time: 2 Long
Stars: 0.5

We had twenty years to make a great movie. Wtf happened?

It will be difficult to logically encapsulate my hatred for this movie because logic was omitted from its entirety. I will abandon my usual ‘spoiler free’ stance and spoil the hell out of things without apologizing. I will give you a heads up to skip a paragraph or two but I’m doing you a favor by providing the information. A huge, $12+, 120-minute favor. What a sh*tfest. Continue reading

10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Cloverfield LaneDirector: Dan Trachtenberg
Run Time: 1h 43m
Stars: 2.5

I have gone back and forth about what my final star-rating should be and I’ve settled on the fact that I cannot forgive the last 20 minutes of 10 Cloverfield Lane. Congratulations, Mr. Abrams. You ruined a perfectly good movie. Continue reading

Terminator Genisys

Terminator Genisys opt 2Director: Alan Taylor
Run Time: 2h 6m
Stars: 2.5

Having had the plot of this movie ruined by the trailer (and the latest movie poster, which I refuse to post here), my expectations were low for Terminator Genisys. Good thing I had such a change of heart because Arnold Schwarzenegger was the best thing about it. Sadly, I’m not joking. Continue reading