The Shape of Water

Shape of Water, TheDirector: Guillermo del Toro
Run Time: 2h 3m
Stars: 1.5

I’m convinced critics have no idea what they’re doing. Or they’re just f***ing with us. Continue reading


The Dark Tower

Dark Tower, TheDirector: Nikolaj Arcel
Run Time: 1h 35m
Stars: 1.5

Idris Elba lost a bet, right? I mean, I get why McConaughey agrees to sucky things. But Elba?! He must’ve made a rotten deal. Or blacked out for 6 months and woke up to find out he starred in this against his will. I need answers! Continue reading