Lady Bird

Lady BirdDirector: Greta Gerwig
Run Time: 1h 34m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.0

I’m sure anyone who attended Catholic school in Sacramento, CA would appreciate Lady Bird. Unfortunately, the film catered too much to this narrow niche of an audience. I attended public school in Central Florida. A bit different, apparently. Continue reading

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The Shape of Water

Shape of Water, TheDirector: Guillermo del Toro
Run Time: 2h 3m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

I’m convinced critics have no idea what they’re doing. Or they’re just f***ing with us. Continue reading

Victoria and Abdul

Victoria and AbdulDirector: Stephen Frears
Run Time: 1h 51m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.0

Dame Judi Dench earns 2 full stars all on her own. Her costar Ali Fazal is another solid star. The rest of Victoria and Abdul is entirely forgettable.
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