The Snowman

Snowman, TheDirector: Tomas Alfredson
Run Time: 1h 59m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

Bahahahahahahahaha!!! This is the worst. Continue reading

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Patriots Day

patriots-dayDirector: Peter Berg
Run Time: 2h 13m
MPAA: R
Stars: 2.5

America remembers April 15, 2013. Two terrorists planted bombs at the finish line of the Boston Marathon and the results were graphic and tragic. Boston police, the FBI, and citizens worked together to capture the men responsible. Continue reading

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

jack-reacher-never-go-backDirector: Edward Zwick
Run Time: 1h 58m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.0

Did you hear? NCIS made a movie!

If that sentence excited you, you are the target audience for Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. If it made you cringe, for the love of God: GO BACK! Continue reading