Blade Runner

Blade Runner.jpgDirector: Ridley Scott
Run Time: 1h 57m
MPAA: R
Stars: 2.0

Yes. You read that correctly. Blade Runner is crap. Continue reading

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The Mummy (2017)

Mummy, TheDirector: Alex Kurtzman
Run Time: 1h 50m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.0

Technically there is a mummy in this summer popcorn flick — and I guess hooray for female representation in the underworld or whatever. But she’s just one of MANY parts. Too many parts. Like, soooooo many parts! Continue reading

Everything, Everything

Everything, EverythingDirector: Stella Meghie
Run Time: 1h 36m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.5

Settle in for yet another YA novel-turned-screenplay of teenagers falling in love in impossible circumstances and doing things that would get them a one-way ticket to military school. Honestly, I blame Shakespeare. Continue reading