The Dark Tower

Dark Tower, TheDirector: Nikolaj Arcel
Run Time: 1h 35m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 1.5

Idris Elba lost a bet, right? I mean, I get why McConaughey agrees to sucky things. But Elba?! He must’ve made a rotten deal. Or blacked out for 6 months and woke up to find out he starred in this against his will. I need answers! Continue reading

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The Hitman’s Bodyguard

Hitman's Bodyguard, TheDirector: Patrick Hughes
Run Time: 1h 58m
MPAA: R
Stars: 3.5

Darius: I will bust a cap in your a**!
Michael: Have you ever said “please”?
Darius: PLEASE, MOTHERF*****!
Michael: WHY ARE WE ALWAYS YELLING!?

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