Before I Fall

Before I FallDirector: Ry Russo-Young
Run Time: 1h 38m
Stars: 2.5

As soon as the title card for “Awesomeness Films” rolled across the screen, I should’ve known what I was getting myself into. Continue reading



LoganDirector: James Mangold
Run Tim: 2h 17m
Stars: 4.0

Dear “fans” who were all upset when Hugh Jackman was cast as Logan/Wolverine 17 years ago: BAHAHAHAHA. Morons.
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Singin’ in the Rain

Singin' in the RainDirectors: Stanley Donen & Gene Kelly
Run Time: 1h 43m
MPAA: Approved (G)
Stars: 5.0

Somehow I managed to live 27 years without seeing what the world considers the greatest musical of all time. Thankfully, I have remedied that void in my life and was blessed to experience Singin’ in the Rain for the first on the silver screen. What a glorious feeling, indeed! Continue reading

John Wick: Chapter 2

john-wick-2Director: Chad Stahelski
Run Tim: 2h 2m
Stars: 3.5

John Wick base rating: 2.0 stars
Significant plot advancements: +1.0 stars
Equally epic action: +0.5 stars
Insufferably long runtime: -0.5 stars
Not killing the damn dog: +0.5 stars Continue reading