Tomorrowland

TomorrowlandDirector: Brad Bird
Run Time: 2h 10m
MPAA: PG
Stars: 3.0

As a twenty-something adult, I can’t say I was overly impressed with Tomorrowland, but I’m not exactly the target audience either. For a family movie about an essentially futuristic Disney World, it’s a pretty fun ride. (Pun intended). Continue reading

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Mad Max: Fury Road

Mad Max Fury RoadDirector: George Miller
Run Time: 2h 0m
Rating: R
Stars: 1.5

Rob Zombie and Ozzy Ozbourne had a love child and sent him to a Silent Hill version of The Dark Crystal. I cannot comprehend how this movie has a rating of 8.7 on IMDB. I can see ½ star for Tom Hardy, ½ star for Charlize Theron, and ½ star for the action. That’s quite a gap between an equivalent 4.5 stars on my rating scale. Continue reading

Pitch Perfect 2

Pitch Perfect 2Director: Elizabeth Banks
Run Time: 1h 55m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 2.5

Welcome to Pitch Perfect‘s less adorable half-sister. Prepare yourself to relive everything you loved about the prequel redone in almost the same way. Continue reading

Pitch Perfect

Pitch PerfectDirector: Jason Moore
Run Time: 1h 52m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.5

That a-ca-awkward moment when you have a total nerdgasm watching a movie about the highly competitive world of a cappella…and you’re NOT sorry. Continue reading