The Snowman

Snowman, TheDirector: Tomas Alfredson
Run Time: 1h 59m
MPAA: R
Stars: 1.5

Bahahahahahahahaha!!! This is the worst. Continue reading

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Victoria and Abdul

Victoria and AbdulDirector: Stephen Frears
Run Time: 1h 51m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 3.0

Dame Judi Dench earns 2 full stars all on her own. Her costar Ali Fazal is another solid star. The rest of Victoria and Abdul is entirely forgettable.
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The Dark Tower

Dark Tower, TheDirector: Nikolaj Arcel
Run Time: 1h 35m
MPAA: PG-13
Stars: 1.5

Idris Elba lost a bet, right? I mean, I get why McConaughey agrees to sucky things. But Elba?! He must’ve made a rotten deal. Or blacked out for 6 months and woke up to find out he starred in this against his will. I need answers! Continue reading